And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Pussy, Peanut Butter Cookies,and Bubble Wrap
I'm currently in a U-Haul truck right now. Going to a party. I hate myself.
just to let you know, that was probably the funniest text i've ever received.
I suppose that kind of helps fill the void where my self respect used to be.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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