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(630): View more from Illinois

shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.

(1-630): View more from Illinois

you dont need a face to have sex

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(250): View more from British Columbia

my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on

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(513): View more from Ohio

i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.

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(847): View more from Illinois

I'm walking down the street with a Starbucks in one hand and a flask in the other. People seem to have a staring problem

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(845): View more from New York

well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back

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(540): View more from Virginia

Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.

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(808): View more from Hawaii

There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude

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(630): View more from Illinois

did you just send me my own nude

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(219): View more from Indiana

Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.

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