I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
who sends a dick pic at 3 am on a sunday honestly
seriously. and now it'll take him hours to clean up the glitter
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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