And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
You stole a frozen pizza from the freezer, stuffed it in the back of your shirt then proceeded to leave the party.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
passed out on bart again and decide to bike home. biked thru a goat farm of angry goats, biked on the freeway, got stopped by the cops, and sat shotgun in the squad car while the officer driving got a video on his iphone of his partner riding my bike on the freeway.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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