I woke up with my face in a pile of pancakes and 3000 mistakes.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
I'm at the point in my life where I'm gonna sell my eggs for cash
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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