69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
It's like a bag of dicks covered in taint sweat pounding a pregnant baby walrus.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
He looked at me and just said "moist". The entire party shut down from uncomfortableness. He is an anti-party wizard.
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
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