Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I just did a line of coke with an Olympic bronze medallist. I guess we know why he only got bronze.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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