Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
Hey just wanted to let you know my nose is broken and I have a fractured wrist. I told you it wasn't a slip and slide.
Dude I didn't think you'd do it. I mean come on, who puts a slip and slide on their driveway?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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