I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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