if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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