just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
only if we run a train.
done.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
He once bought a dildo and put fifty dollars and a happy anniversary note in the battery compartment I gotta lock him down while hes available
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I have peed in a lot of sinks
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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