It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mouth smells like i just ate out a crab.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
It's really not cool dreaming about going into labor with your ex boyfriends love child as you're sleeping next to him.
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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