She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I woke up to him crying and pouring pixy stix in my mouth saying they would bring me back to life.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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