Hows this for an invention: a toilet that weighs your poop
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
That's two mile stones in one shot. A ginger and that's my third ashley.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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