shit! I think I may have lost something in your car. Look for anything that can possibly belong to me, especially look out for a pair of pink panties in a ziplock. I lost my spare and you better find it before someone else does.
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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