Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
Currently emptying half-full wine bottles from fridge into my mouth and refilling with water for later. Drunk survivalist recycling!
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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