I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Definitely still drunk while signing the 'responsible adult' form at the hospital
i can totally see doctors naming an STD after you
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
you two started sword fighting with 3 ft tall spruce trees you pulled out of planters
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Just high enough for therapy.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Yeah I either headbutted a street sign while texting or I defended you two from an evil gang of nazi muggers. I was black out so I am gonna assume it was option b.
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