i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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