She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Just bought myself a coach diaper bag. I thought it would be perfect for school. the baby bottle holders are where i'm gonna put my booze
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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