My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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