is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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