woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I think my fortune cookie is telling me I give good blowjobs.
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Our conversation went from you choking me to my quarter life crisis reeeaaalllll quick.
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