I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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