Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
Every part of me is in agreement...but mostly my vagina
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
I'm sitting here drinking whisky and listening to The Wiggles, I don't need a social life
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
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