I haven't gotten laid in forever. I'm obsessed. I imagine I this is how Ethopians feel about food.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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