i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
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