How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
broke the door off of my fridge tryin to have a indoor rodeo
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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