did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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