You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
Jon thought he was that blonde chick from Three's Company when he was shrooming
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
Just saw a homeless man taking a shower in someone's sprinkler system....
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Literally sitting on my bed in the dark trying not to throw up
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
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