alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
