He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
i just had sex bonerless
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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