need another drink. this is the easiest way
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
She's drinking vodka out of a windex bottle. She is spraying it in her mouth and at strangers.
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Stop sending me pictures of you naked. This violates the friend zone agreement.
we're so committed to being not committed
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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