do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
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