so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Actually it's really just going to be me drunk in your living room swinging from a pole on a tuesday morning.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
I vaguely remember a drunken mid sex pinky promise to not let it get weird.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
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