That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
So being hungover in an office full of people with hangovers for 9 hours is quite possibly what hell will be like.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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