i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!
let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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