dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
probably shouldnt have written that paper while wasted, its starts with once upon a time
i tried to stop you but you kept shouting "two birds with one stone!"
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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