Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
while we were having sex she stopped and said, "god is always watching". Then she started again with no other words said. We were fucked up.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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