Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Did this whole conversation happen while you were shitting?
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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