The maid of honor just puked.
I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
If you had asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be right now at 26 years old, I can bet you one million dollars that "tweezing out my nose hairs before I go in to get laser hair removal on my upper lip" would NOT have been the answer
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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