So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
false alarm. still invincible.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
got my wristband ripped off, was told i can only be served water. please find me, i'll be running through the fountain
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
idk man, I was fucked up and eating fried rice at the grocery store, tried to wave at her but she just looked concerned at me.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
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