im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
she looked like the before picture.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
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