I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
we were going to warn you, but we veto-ed that idea somewhere between "this is the stupidest thing we've ever done" and "let's order a pizza"
I want to apologize in advance for texting you a picture of my penis tonight.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I tried to tell her I've only slept with 3 other people...she then named off 5 of her sorority sisters I fucked and asked me if she should continue
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
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