You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
If I get to the point of singing Man of Constant Sorrow then please god let me do it, record it, then cut me off.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
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