this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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