No gym. Sooooo hung over. Just puked up the water I drank and it still has ice cubes in it.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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