i don't mind that he's uncut. i like it! it's like a little sweater!
a cock doensn't need a sweater! especially a skin sweater! wtf.
That's like some buffalo bill hannibal lector shit.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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