I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I may have been hammered and in a wheelchair but I definitely remember asking the hospital reseptionist to marry me
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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