he puts the penis in happiness.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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