The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
my vag is singing 'hurts so good' by john mellencamp
17 year olds will be the death of me.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I caved man... I fucked her so vigorously, desperately trying to correct her wonky eye. My determination was relentless.
You are a terrible person.
I just try to be optimistic...
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
dad says come back and get the lawn mower out of the pool before mom gets home
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