Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
The inside of my nose has felt like the guy's face falling off from raiders of the lost ark all week
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
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