I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
they need to just BURY HIM!
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Dudeeeee, i ordered strippers for my party.
I ordered a moonbounce.
Fuck, you win.
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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