does my mom think that having an ed hardy lighter is going to get her laid?
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
She kept saying the tortilla understood her. I honestly don't know where she found a tortilla at the pool.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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