he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
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