My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
is it bad that there is a girl in my bed right now and the only thing i can think about is the fect that its after 3am which means i cant order jimmyjohns unitll tomorrow?
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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