You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Please fuck him. And then let me tell her. And then let me protect you from the knife she pulls from her Ed Hardy purse. Please.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Also, why does our bed smell like mayonnaise?
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I’m getting back at my ex and training my new boy toy how to properly satisfy a woman. I’m killing two birds with one dick.
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